December 2009
24 posts
Holiday help
I haven’t done ANY holiday shopping this year. I need something for my mom, dad, sisters, rob and a few girlfriend gifts. Any willing shopping buddies, any ideas?
WatchHappy Holidays from Zerofriends. ”The Winter Stalker” Directed by Stephen Reedy and Alex Pardee. How can such a creepy video be made by such nice guys?
My New Rules for Dating
tallandstupid:
#1 - Must have a car.
#2- Must have a job.
#3- Must have sheets on bed. (fitted and flat)
#4- Must not say the words “I Love You “, until about month 6 of dating.
#5- MUST BE A FUCKING BABE!
There will be NO EXCEPTIONS to these rules.
Wait a second…the main criteria for women to like you is car, job, sheets and not saying “I love you”? Why have I been single going on four...
For Poppa
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead, Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves, Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my...
