#4- Must not say the words “I Love You “, until about month 6 of dating.
#5- MUST BE A FUCKING BABE!
There will be NO EXCEPTIONS to these rules.
Wait a second…the main criteria for women to like you is car, job, sheets and not saying “I love you”? Why have I been single going on four years? Here’s a list of other things about me that may be of some use to you single girls on the prowl:
1. I drink water.
2. I put on clothing before I go out in public (and most of the time at home).
3. I put trash in trash can.
4. I open windows when I’m hot, close them when I’m cold.
5. I sleep at night, stay awake during day.
6. I turn oven off when not in use.
It seems to me that you’re describing an “independent” woMAN. My advice date a chick.